乐一乐

>> Monday, December 29, 2008

1。题目:一边……一边……

小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。

老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?

2。题目:其中

小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?

3。题目:陆陆续续

小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?

4。题目:难过

小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师批语:老师更难过。

5。题目:又

小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老师批语;你的妈妈是变形金钢吗?

6。题目:你看

小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊

老师批语:没看过

7。题目:欣欣向荣

小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!

8。题目:好吃

小朋友写:好吃个屁。

老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。

9。题目:天真

小朋友写:今天真热。

老师批语:你真天真。

10。题目:果然

小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。

老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。

11。题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。

小朋友写:先生,再见!

老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

12。题目:况且

小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况

老师批语:我死了算了

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nervous

2day i finally have a dinner with my bf's family
damn...
i was so nervous coz it so sudden...
well...
it nt so sudden la...
coz my bf got tell me la...
jz i scare nia...
hehe....
i think his sis tell his mum that
i'm fat = big size
haih...
hurt nia....(heart break)
it was so nt like me on a dinner table...
i mean that
i would stand up and take d dishes
but 2day i cant...
2 nervous ad...
scare been say by his parent...
haih.....

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home sweet home

>> Saturday, December 27, 2008

jz back huz and my sis told me tat my bro went to IPOH...
haih.....
so sad coz i cant find his external hard disk...
haih....
cant pindah movie from him....
plus....
my sis semua ki siao liao...
OMG....
haih....
2molo busy shopping for CNY new clothes...
hehehehe...
without me...
my sis all bought lala baju...
haih.....

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Old Jokes "Night Courses"

>> Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job
During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.

Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...


Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...


Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...


Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

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New Malaysian Poem

>> Saturday, December 20, 2008

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

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"tang yuan" festival is coming~~~

>> Friday, December 19, 2008





the making of "tang yuan"

The "tang yuan" festival is on next monday....
This year, i wont be able to eat which is made by my mu...
because of my grandma who passed away this year....
but....
my sis say.....
my mum will buy from my aunt...
but...
i really miss the "tang yuan" which made by my grandma...
haih.....
anyway.....
grandma....
i miss u so much....
mummy....
i miss u so much....
muakssss

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Chirstmas feel in TB4....

>> Thursday, December 18, 2008


me~~~
syee wei and me
catty and me
frenz~~~

2day our class TB4 everyone was wearing
A XMAS CAP.....
we are celebrating xmas earlier coz....
some of us is goin back hometown on d 24th....
hehehe....
we took alot of picture
but it is in my fren Syee Wei's digital camera...
hehehe....
i will get it from her and upload it in friendster...
but...
sadly....
i got my marketing result after that....
and my result very teruk ad...
haih....
i got 24 over 75 leh....
what d hell is happening to me!!!!!
have to start study ad....
if nt...
i maybe cant pass my foundation year....
haih....

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end of press conferences

>> Wednesday, December 17, 2008


me in d formal for press conference

media and host girls group

my member of d press conference

me helping catty in demo of vibrating condom

me in reading my PR outlet..

2day we just finish our press conferences....
so nervous that time...
hehehehe...
i think that i done badly lo....
coz i din act as a real PR...
so sad....
beside that, Mr Lionel say that i din much interact with d media group...
sad..sad....
but nvmla...
my group member done it good....
hehehe.....

p/s d vibrator vibrate very strong...
hehehe...


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TB4~~~~

>> Monday, December 15, 2008




tb4 class photo

after press conference

avivi's birthday

i will always miss you all after the foundation...
love you guys.....
muakssssss

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wonderful and big shopping day....

>> Sunday, December 14, 2008


end of d shopping


padini dress rm99

in nite gown

in nite gown

in sexy lolita dress

saturday and sunday was my biggest shopping time ever...
why????
because i bought alot of thing due to the YEAR END SALES...
and my frens and i went to try on some gown or evening gown....
nice and fun....
coz v wont get d chance to wear it...
hehe...
then on sunday,
v went for a movie title
"THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL"
keanu reeves so yeng,so handsome....
hehehe....
d story line not bad la....
nice.....
then v began shopping again...
hehehehe....
tired but a fun day~
this is time mayb is d last time i can go Ipoh with them ad...
coz i already over my monthly budget ad....
hehehe...
plus,
must save some money to go back BM....
hehehe....

p.s daddy can u send me some money...
hehehe

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holiday part 2

>> Wednesday, December 10, 2008


inside pavillion

my fren

jessie and ben shisha-ing

shi sha
at sunway

on tuesday, all of us woke up later coz slept 2 late...
hehehehehe...
end up checking out at 1pm...
the hotel reception so suck and don noe how to work de...
waste our time nia...
haih...
they make me miss my next destination which is mid valley...
i tak dapat pergi...
*sob sob*
then v go Lot 10 to eat lunch and shop kejap...
i jz bought a campel soup...
hehehehe....
330pm head back to hotel to take car...
then headed to pudu station but take wrong turn and traffic jam...
so i almost miss my bus back to kampar...
luckliy when i reached there, the bus haven gone yet...
my bus is at 4pm and i go in at 420pm...
wowwwwwwww....
hehehe...
then reach kampar at 730pm....

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back from 4days of shopping..

last nite i was jz back from KL...
and i jz bought 2 thing from KL....
lolz.....
on sunday, i reach KL at 2pm...
coz damn jam and i had to walk go pudu station
since d bus all jam at there ad...
i walk from d back of pudu to d front of pudu coz my fren was waiting at A&W
v went to d hotel at 3pm coz waiting for a fren from s'pore...
reach hotel but cant check in coz got no supporting letter...
lolzzzzzzzzz....
then v at lobby play poker...hehehehe...
v play 4 2 hours and my other 2 frens reach and finally checked in...
yeah......
after putting our luaggage, v terus go to sunway piramid jor....
wowwwwwwwwwwww....
at there v ate ichiban ramen and my frens planing how to gv surpise to evonne...
Dec 8th is her bday...hehehe....
at sunway i bought a sandal which cost rm39.90...
nice and comfortable...
hehehehehe....
then v headed back to our hotel and go to next destination which got shisha...
all my frens try d shisha except me, kaifen and kavindar...
i wanna try but i cant coz i got soar throat...
sad... *sob sob*
then v bought some beer to d hotel and v sleep at 430am...

next day leh... v went to times square and aso sungai wang...
at there i din buy anything aso coz i cant find one that i like so...
i started to find thing 4 my dear...
unfortunatelly nothing...
it is very hard to find a red jacket...
at nite around 830pm...v go to pavillion 4 a dinner at food court...
after that, v went to d main door to take alot of photo wit the xmas...
back at hotel at 10pm...coz kaifen bro come and fetch back ad...
then 1am v came out 2 walk around and bought 2 gasberg beer again...
slept at 5am...hehehehe..
i will continue wif some pic in d next post
XD

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tired but happy day

>> Saturday, December 6, 2008

2day i follow my fren poeysan and her 2 sis go to shopping...
we started shopping at 12pm till 7pm oni reached home...
wao~~~~
at jusco i met my ex co-worker at KOFIHAVEN at AUTOCITY
but i think he ad forget about me ad...
so sad...
whuhuhuhuhhuh.....
abang lan!!! hang ni dah lupa saya lo....
hehehe...
anyway i hope he doing well...
beside dat at ipoh parade...
i met my ex supervisor, JON ROY FLECTER...
he still remember me a...
so happy...
miz d old day...
hehe....
hope 2 meet him again....

p.s i wont be writing blog for 3days
coz i went to KL.. ^^

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jokes of the day~~~

>> Friday, December 5, 2008

有个神经病, 不知道从哪里弄了把枪。
他走在一条黑色的小巷里,
突然遇上一个年轻人,
他二话不说将其按在地上,
用枪指着他的头,问道:
“1+1=?”
年轻人吓坏了,
战战兢兢的回答:
“等于2...?”
神经病毫不犹豫地开枪杀了他
然后把枪放在怀里~
冰冷的说了句:
“你知道的太多了”

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lolipop season...=.="'

>> Wednesday, December 3, 2008


crack jor...



why i say is lolipop season?
bcoz hor...my fren elissa and poeysan bought it 4 fun..
but poeysan gv it as a present 4 a fren of us, Avivi
bcoz dat day was his bday...
hehe...
then next day... elissa's daughter bought d lolipop...
and v was too boring so v took it and take pic...
unfortunately d lolipop fell down and crack...
sad...sad...

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