Political Jokes

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia


One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighbouring country can be doing better than Malaysia.

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh ' s advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M: But Why?


Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for:

Speculate

On
Ringgit

Or

Stocks



You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for:

A

Nation

Without
Any
Ringgit


Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.

Make

Anwar

Homosexual

And

Then

Highlight

It

Repeatedly

This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.

This is a new acronymn... stands for:
Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed


[ hope wont get caught ]