Toilet Poem
>> Sunday, January 4, 2009
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I
linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
properly.
10 Reason Men Won't Commit
Reason 1: Men can get sex without marriage more easily than in times
past. The men reported that meeting women is easy: at bars, through
friends, at work, and on the Internet. Though men want to become friends
with a woman before becoming seriously involved, casual sex, they said,
is easy to come by.
Reason 2: Men can enjoy the benefits of having a wife by cohabiting
rather than marrying. Men think living together is a good way to test
out a marriage prospect. They also view living together as less risky
than marriage. At the same time, the men in the study like the
convenience of having a regular sex partner. And several said they
appreciate the domestic benefits of cohabitation, and the ability to
share expenses, but thought marriage unnecessary at this point in life.
Reason 3: Men want to avoid divorce and its financial risks. Men feel
that their financial assets are better protected if they cohabit rather
than marry. They also fear that an ex-wife will take financial advantage
during settlement proceedings.
Reason 4: Men want to wait until they are older to have children.
Although men understand that women worry about their biological clocks,
they say they don't have to. And they don't want to be pressured into
marriage by women who want marriage in order to have children.
Reason 5: Men fear that marriage will require too many changes and
compromises. The men savor their freedom to enjoy hobbies, late nights
out and freedom from extra financial burdens. They want to postpone
absorbing extra responsibilities until they are on extra-solid footing
in a number of areas.
Reason 6: Men are waiting for the perfect soul mate and she hasn't yet
appeared. A soul mate, the men said, is a woman who accepts them just as
they are and won't try to change them. The men said they don't want to
settle for second-best. In some cases, the men even said they were
living with a woman who was their version of a second-best partner.
These men are continuing to hunt for the perfect soul mate.
Reason 7: Men face few social pressures to marry. Today's young men
encounter few traditional pressures from religion, employers or society
to marry. Some said they have been mildly teased from parents who want
grandchildren, but most of the men said their parents are willing to
help support them -- and even allow them to move back home -- until they
are ready to marry.
Reason 8: Men are reluctant to marry a woman who already has children.
Men said they feel badly if they establish a relationship with the
children of a woman and then break up with the mother. They also want to
avoid competition and conflict with the children's biological father.
One man says that it is easier to date a woman with children if the
father is entirely out of the picture.
Reason 9: They want to own a house before they get a wife. Men want to
be financially "set" before they marry. For many men, this means home
ownership should come before marriage. Most of the men interviewed are
living with a parent, relative, roommates or girlfriends.
Reason 10: Men want to enjoy a single life as long as they can. Men fear
losing their solitary pleasures by marrying, the study found. And they
become accustomed to their own space and routines. They enjoy the
freedom of not having to be responsible to anyone else.
Emails
2day i read all my emails from last time till now...
i read back d email which my bf send to me.
since 2006 our relationship started in a weird situation
we not lik d other couples in the school...
we barely talked to each other
bcoz i was so shy and don noe wat to say...
so since i accept him as my bf,
i think we took at least 2 month time to talk to each other
face to face...
in the emails....
we were flirting to each other saying something dirty
or X-rated thing...
haha...
after read back those emails,
i now realize that...
he trully devoted to me since d starting..
why me...
took a long time to really give him my fully hard...
i felt sorry that i kinda selfish...
hehe...
but now...
i hope d feeling wont change eventhough
we has been together for 2 year and plus...
lao gong
don forget ur wishes that u wan...
we together will live together forever and ever....
LAO GONG
I LOVE YOU!!!!
Read more...
i read back d email which my bf send to me.
since 2006 our relationship started in a weird situation
we not lik d other couples in the school...
we barely talked to each other
bcoz i was so shy and don noe wat to say...
so since i accept him as my bf,
i think we took at least 2 month time to talk to each other
face to face...
in the emails....
we were flirting to each other saying something dirty
or X-rated thing...
haha...
after read back those emails,
i now realize that...
he trully devoted to me since d starting..
why me...
took a long time to really give him my fully hard...
i felt sorry that i kinda selfish...
hehe...
but now...
i hope d feeling wont change eventhough
we has been together for 2 year and plus...
lao gong
don forget ur wishes that u wan...
we together will live together forever and ever....
LAO GONG
I LOVE YOU!!!!
My New Hair Style
>> Friday, January 2, 2009
2day i went to cut hair with my fren at ipoh
d salon name was "Styles Salon"
inside there got many leng chai and leng lui
working at there...
i cut my hair until d shoulder length
then perm it "yi mi thang"
nice hair..
jz like lion head
hehehehe...
anyway...
plus cut and perm
jz oni RM130
d cut oni RM10 nia....
Read more...
d salon name was "Styles Salon"
inside there got many leng chai and leng lui
working at there...
i cut my hair until d shoulder length
then perm it "yi mi thang"
nice hair..
jz like lion head
hehehehe...
anyway...
plus cut and perm
jz oni RM130
d cut oni RM10 nia....
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