short journey become long trip
>> Sunday, April 5, 2009
Why short journey become a long trip????
Because hor...
My friend and I met in an accident on the highway toward to Ipoh toll...
We were bang by a Proton Persona and we bang the Compressor C200..
Damn...
That time i was sleeping at the behind seat...
The 1st bang i was woke up and then the 2nd bang came...
Walao...
We all become tuna....
But the Persona hit and run...
Eat shit la...
Make my friend can't have to pay for her loss....
Then the selfish Compressor owner said that it is a new car new car new car...
Dude!!!! How we can know that that's is a new car wo...
There din have a sign saying new car a....
You no need always press on the word "new car"
So irritating...
Beside that, that aunty say to my friend that "You want to report to police or you want to pay for it?"
Then the aunty said again that "Can you afford the loss of my car?"
Dude!!!!! You pandang rendah people just because you drove a Compressor...
Dont think that rich people own everything....
Then we went to police station at Ipoh...Near medan kidd...
Then when my friend is giving the statement....
That guy said that he din saw any car hit my friend's car...
What a selfish people!!!!
Impossible you cant see it!!!!!
You ad rich why u still want to become so selfish???
Selfish!!!
But anyway...
The police officer stand at our side because he said
"Same race but don want to help so what to do"
Then my bf said " Orang kaya is like that want la"
"Status is more important to them"
After the police officer took the picture of the car damage...
My bf said " Eh! Open your trunk and see..See whether can open or not?"
Then my friend said " Don know theirs can open or not leh?"
Then my bf said " Of course can la... So expensive want car lidat de leh.."
The word were so "suan"
But we were so happy because we don like the family...
Hahahaha.....
After that, we went to eat tauge ayam...
Hahahaha...
I just reach home not long nia....
The damage of the Compressor was just a little bit of scratches nia....
While my friend's car was so teruk...
Her back of the car want bumper pecah liao...
Number plate hilang liao...
Then the front part is...
Right hand side big light pecah and the bulb terkeluar jor...
Bonnet pop up a bit...
Later i publish it...
The connection slow...
Friend Forever~
Today morning my family and me went to Berapit to pai pai for our ancestor...
Reach there at 10am...
So sleepy cause last night i slept at 3am...
Hehe...
Then at there for 2 hours...
At there i ate my breakfast and lunch 2 in 1...
My favourite tomyam bihun and "pig spare pipe soup"
I only drank the soup didn't ate the spare pipe...
I like the soup cause the soup is spice...
Put lots of black pepper...
After that, i went to play badminton with my buddies...
We went to the Kota Permai want court...
Walao... There so strict leh...
Must wear shoes which is specialised for badminton de...
If not cannot play a..
Eat shit la....
I gave the aunty to do my grip cause my racket's grip ad spoiled...
She complaint about my grip cause i ad 2 years din play badminton ad...
So the grip also became very sticky...
What la...
She doesnt know how to do the fasten the grip leh...
So slow...
I ad wasted my 10minutes waiting for my racket...
Haih....
1 hour cost RM8...
2 hour ad cost RM16...
So mahal...
But my friend booked wan so nvmla...
I so happy cause i haven 退步 in my badminton...
Hehehe....
Btw to my buddy...
If you like the guy...
Give him a chance and don't care those guy words
If not you never in love anymore...
I happy for you cause you finally can have a bf ad...
I hope you happy...
And good for you to make the decision to give him a probation...
Hehehe...
Gambateh neh~
Tonight is my friend early birthday party...
Her birthday is on 9th of April...
Wish you Happy Early Birthday...
Jokes~
>> Thursday, April 2, 2009
问.：人在什么时候会想喝汽水????
答案 ：孤单的时候
因为......
当你孤单你会想起谁(汽水)!!!!
问 ：蜘蛛侠是什么颜色？
答案 ：是白色！
（S PI DER MAN）
是 白 的 MAN 嘛！
问 ：请问吳宗憲若打篮球，谁最能守得住他？
答案 ：慈母啰！
你没听过'慈母手中线，游子身上衣'么？
问 ：什么动物是最色（好色）的？为什么？
答案 ：是无尾熊！因为无尾熊整天抱着树干！
问 : 请把－西瓜，班长和晚上的英文读出。
答案：我的美人摸你的奶！！！（watermelon, monitor, night）
问 ：那个皇帝是瞎的？
答案 ：康熙(can't see)。
问 ：一个洋人夹在两个印度人的中间。你又叫什么？
答案 ：OREO饼干。
问 ：有两个人掉进海。一个叫Alex，另一个叫什么呢？
答案 ：叫救命。
问：新加坡有很多外地劳工。
来至印度，叫印劳。
来至泰国，叫泰劳。
请问在新加坡，哪一劳赚最多钱？？？
答案 ：麦当劳。
问 ：大白和小白是兄弟。小白长得像大白。猜四字。
答案 ：真相大白(真像大白)。
问 ：为何鱼那么聪明？
答案 ：鱼片米粉。
问：咸蛋，茶蛋跟臭鸡蛋一起考试。其中一人被指作弊。是谁？
答案 ：咸蛋，因为咸蛋超人=咸蛋抄人。
问 ：Tunku Abdul Rahman骑电单车为什么会被警察捉？
答案 ：因为有三个人。Tunku, Abdul 和 Rahman..
问 ：蛋糕跌倒了，是谁鼓励它站起来的？
答案 ：答案是豬 因為朱古力蛋糕
问 ：年轻人和老太婆发身一夜情后，年轻人死了，why?
答案 ：因为他喝了过期的奶!!~~~~
问 ：请问世界上哪个国家最冷？？
答案 ：因为THAILAND（太冷）。。。。。
问 ：七个小矮人偷看白雪公主洗澡。
猜一饮品。
答案 ：7-up
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